Skools Out 4 Teh Summa, Gais
Finally!
Done with finals. Done with homework. Done with the pervy security guard who looks up girl’s skirts. Finished, waabam, no more, finale’, DONE!!!
Until next year, of course.
So what am I doing this summer? Actually, not that much. Besides prepping the band for their debut in July, I really do not have that much to do. Or so I thought. My dearest mother, worried that her daughter will spend her summer sitting on her ass watching trashy reality TV, has volunteered me for work at the libary. “Work” is actually me doing meanial, odd and utterly detestable BORING jobs. But wait, it gets better. While doing my random tasks, a 40 year old freakizoid libriarian (who is the empetomie of pervert) stares at my boobs. Great, just great.
And guess where I get to go to after work? Summer school! Isn’t that exciting? Isn’t that fun? Woohoo!!! I’ll be with all of druggies that failed chemistry!
Shoot me. Please.
On the bright side, I get to visit Portland, Los Angeles and my bff, the Victoria Homocide (her bestowd suicide girl limerick), which provides me with some relief from my hectic schedual.
Anyways, enough of my whining. While searching youtube today I came upon this fabulous girl, Katy Perry. Her songs have sarcasim, humor and a sprinkle of bitch. Love it. Her hit song, Ur So Gay is a breakup song about a girl who fell in love with an emo/scene boy. With lyrics like: ”I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead/I can’t believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup than…/You’re so gay and you don’t even like penis” what’s not to love? Although her style is a little bit too pop-y for me, its a great song to listen to if you’re in the sarcastic-happy mood. The music video is equally hi-lar-ious. Check it, bitches.
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